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Three Patriarchs

Updated: Jul 31, 2023













Possum Sanctuary, or three stories about how three thieves-in-law became patriarchs of the Orthodox Church, and why the patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church needs his own army.

How did it happen that the flock in Russia and within the dioceses of the Russian Orthodox Church and the DOC are guarded by thieves-in-law? To be honest, when I discovered this, I was shocked. I read Orthodox forums in Russia, their publications, and comments, I visited the Russian Orthodox Church for quite a long time, and I was a parishioner of the DOC, in short, I saw enough and admired up to my throat. With a feeling of deep regret, I have to say that the saying "what kind of "pop" - such a parish" is true. And therefore - the patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church is a man who must be cast out of the bosom of the church. If someone is told that in Russia three patriarchs are thieves-in-law and serial killers, the Orthodox will immediately kill such a messenger. For a variety of reasons - both the phenomenon of trust to the people in uniform (cassock and miter in this case) and the habit of deifying the priesthood, which are the same people as the worldly ones. The uniform does not make them holy. Patriarchs and the priesthood are required to observe secular laws. Same as you, parishes.

For those who like to read detective stories starting from the end, immediately looking at the last chapter, I satisfy your curiosity: 1. "Patriarch of the Russian Orthodox Church" Kirill Gundyaev is a thief-in-law of Vyacheslav Kirillovich Ivankov (not his real name), a native of the village of Ivanki, Vinnytsia region, where Hitler's headquarters was during WWII, and his bunker "Werwolf" was located, the real name of this character is Vladimir. His mother is Antonina Makarovna Panfilova (Makarova, Ginzburg), a German collaborator, and female executioner who shot Russians during the war (1,500 people were proven victims), and she was sentenced to death in the USSR. Ivankov's father is the Japanese Nazi Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto. Hence the nickname "Jap." Ivankov staged his death in the paid department of the Moscow Cancer Center on a Kashirka, which was driven by his father-in-law. The center is located on the territory of the Orekhovskaya OCG. For the identification of the fake corpse of Ivankov to pass without problems, before that they made a big personnel purge in the Internal Affairs Directorate for the South Administrative District (UVD of UAO - the real Rock-star in Moscow after this holy shit - Orekhovkaya OCG fed Yevsyukov with Buzz, who under the BZ carried out a mass shooting in the Ostrov supermarket). It is a real fact that Ivankov, the patriarch, was well known in the United States during the Cold War. Then such "cadres" were actively used to recreate the 3rd Reich anew to "contain the USSR." Yaponchik, the offspring of Nazi parents, was actively used by his senior comrades: the Vanguard under the leadership of Herman Goering, to implement the Vanguard policy, in other words - to realize the "Green Folder" of Goering. 2. Yaponchik was crowned by another "patriarch" - a man Alexei Ridiger. However, by the time of the coronation of Yaponchik, the real Ridiger had already been killed. His place and patriarchal vestments were worn at that moment by another thief-in-law Mongol (Karkov), Kazakh. Another possum is now responsible for the corpses of the patriarchs of the present and the "left" - Sasha Mosolov, aka Mosol, a well-known bandit who fed at Avtovaz and within the Samara region, including Togliatti. "Ridiger" - Karkov is most likely alive now, therefore, to provide access to Yelokhovsky, his own rector Mosolov was needed. Mosolov also faked his death. 3. The third opossum - the patriarch of a smaller church - Old Orthodox - also got a shorter chair. The Patriarch of the Old Orthodox Church whom believers know as Kornily Titov is Sergey Timofeev, the leader of the Orekhovskaya organized criminal group (aka Sylvester). He also staged his death, the "corpse" was identified by a burnt business card and a cast of the jaw, which identity was "confirmed" by his dentist. In addition to a Russian passport, he has Israeli citizenship and a stunning new first and last name, Sergei Zhlobinsky. 4. "Forty Magpies" (Sorok Sorokov) is a battalion of neo-Nazis. In honor of Pope Isoroku and the thieves' expression "forty's forty." Patriarch Papa Nose's own army. Small, only a thousand for 10 people.

But let the things be explained in detail. The story is long, so there will be several posts. Look for them with the hashtags #bananamama #possumsanctuary.


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