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Drang nach Ochsten

Updated: Jul 31, 2023

Back in 1988 or 1989, I was calmly going to a lesson with the name of a specialty in a children's art school in the village of Ola, Magadan Region. During that period, my parents took me back for several months, and I attended both schools in the Far East. In addition to the beauty of landscapes, the abundance of wild berries and mushrooms, the specific climate and biographies of the local population, the Magadan region was distinguished by its close proximity to the United States.

Understanding the perception of a country as a national and state entity begins with familiarization with world maps published in this country. I have not seen the globe of Ukraine and the oceans of Belarus observed by "queen" Elisabeth and Jane Psaki, but China, for example, draws itself in the center of the universe on the world map. In the scan of the world map sold in our country, we are on the other side of the world from the United States. But the thing is, the earth is round. And here's what happens. If this scan is glued together, it turns out that Russia and the United States are in close proximity to each other. Moreover, this proximity is so indecent that the United States apparently seriously considers the territory of Russia as another additional state. Just very big. In the USA, the goddess-democracy went from east to west, uprooting the local population to the root. The states ended, and it is natural that the United States decided to continue the movement of democracy further west - that is, to Russia. We are West or East for each other very much depends on the angle of view. And only China is exactly in the middle of the universe with zero coordinates.

Exactly what I'm getting at. I'll start from afar. From the west. For a long time, the CIA ZR / RIFLE program functioned in Russia, the serial killers hired by which existed in Russia as werewolf priests, including all three patriarchs of modern times - Mongol, Yaponchik, and Sylvester. In addition to this fact, the church was transformed into a monstrous organism, where the bones of animals were offered to people as sacred relics. In particular, the bone of a turkey was laid out as the relics of my great-grandfather Prince Daniel in the Danilovsky Monastery. In addition, the serial killer de Jesus Gonzalez was sent to Russia as the head of the imperial house, who was supposed to portray the Empress "Maria Romanova." "Maria Romanova," of course, had nothing in common in appearance with the dynasties to which she claimed to belong, but she looked like the average American would have imagined her - a yellow-toothed fat woman in ridiculous robes from Alla Pugacheva's closet and with a haircut "baba- loaf" like Tymoshenko. Approximately according to the same principle, they organized a "dad" for me, who looked like a fake photo of Ilya Tolstoy from the US Library of Congress, but was not in the least like my unfortunate father. At first, I thought that they were all just lazy morons, or they only had the budget for one wardrobe and one form of women's hair. Until I remembered a wonderful story.

The village in which the art school where I studied was located was in close proximity to Alaska. And so we had a lesson, we played Kabalevsky's concerto in 4 hands, we were preparing for the competition. And then our booth slowed down: it turned out that some American came to the school, who expressed a desire to get acquainted with the students of the school and take pictures with them. She politely listened to how we play the piano, then we took pictures, and in parting she gave us beads. Like real aborigens. Actually, the perception of us as aborigens, who should be rather happy with the arrival of Gods from the West, by analogy with Indian reservations in the USA, played a cruel joke with ZR/RIFLE. People who think seriously that it is possible to murder my father, professional doctor, and during my absence replace him by the werewolf from Mordova guided by the serial angarsky patriarch-tractor driver Popkov, having only one

similarity with my father - same sex.


On the map of the Far East, the USA is the eastern territory in relation not only to Russia, but also to Germany. And where and how the very Ost is located depends solely on the angle of view on the globe of Russia.


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